My step mom, Kim, sent Matthew and I this card for Valentine's Day. I'm a huge lover of cards, especially if they're satirical or off-color in nature. This one is a true gem which I don't want to ever throw away. Matthew hasn't gotten home yet, but I'll be you anything he about swallows his tongue when he reads it. I see absolutely no reason why Valentine's Day should ever be loathed or resented - what a perfectly good excuse to dust off your latex lover and show him how much you care. Let's get the lovin' on - Happy Valentine's Day everyone!