It Ebbs And Flows

There's a moment in the movie "Mean Girls" where Caddy describes her inability to shut up as having "word vomit". I have this terrible, debilitating disease, and at this point am unsure as to whether or not Pepto can cure it. Not sure if I think the other person will have the answer or insight I'm looking for, but I put it out there anyway. My openness has gotten my ass in a sling before, and yet I can't just plug up my pie hole and keep it to myself. My mother has said on repeated occasions, "Honey, you knew this would happen!". Well of course I did... but I honestly thought that this time would be different! WRONG. SO WRONG. It's NEVER different. Not ever! Where's the Pepto??